Year 12 Media Studies Questionnaire
My name is Tom Kail, age 16, blood type O, and I'm not very sure how to start this essay, so, straight in, my GCSE results are as follows:
A solid D in art, although I like to think the D stands for 'distinctive'. Given the chance I could rant for hours about the pretentiousness of art, but it seems a bit petty, (for now) I digress. More of the arts; music this time, a C, so I get the feeling I don't have a knack for the arts, which probably isn't the best impression I could give considering this class, but at least for music I can honestly say I enjoyed and tried hard, something that seemed to fall in proportion to my grades in art; but it is hard to get a good grade without much musical talent. Next, CBV, English A and Maths, B. No real surprises here, although maths was let down entirely by my coursework project, which is a bit annoying, especially as we were the last group to have to endure that particular tier of hell. Next, the A grades, ICT; Graphics; English Literature; Science and Additional Science. I was happy with these, as they are central to getting my choices for A level; English Combined, Media Studies, Physics and Computing. Lastly, one lonely A* in French, which is in no way linked to my French heritage. Overall, I got my choices and more A's than anything below it, so in my eyes, I earned my holiday.
Of course, the holiday itself was a bit boring, but I had plenty of time to do what I wanted, namely, computer games, reading and guitar (dry slope skiing was put on hold due to a broken wrist obtained roller blading). In particular, I rediscovered Calvin and Hobbes; in my eyes, some the most beautiful comics ever written, read the newest Stephanie Meyer book and discovered roller blading.
Now, to the useful bit: Media. Newspapers, I can't say I read as a habit, but when given the choice between an essay and the guardian, the game of politics becomes so much more interesting. I tend to read magazines aimed at the less trendy of teenagers: The Nintendo Official Magazine or Edge- although I haven't thought a magazine to be worth £5.99 in some time. As for why, they interest me, the battles between Nintendo and Sony are my equivalent to the feuds between Barack Obama and John McCain, albeit less serious. (I always though of Nintendo as left wing)
Radio...mine has been gathering dust since the disappointing conclusion to the hitch-hikers guide, but I listen to whatever is playing when I go downstairs in the morning for breakfast; normally the latest political debate, which always seems a bit too much like sensationalism to be taken seriously, which is why I try to avoid politics.
For me, music is a big part of my life; I tend to have something playing in the background while I do most things. (right now, Street Spirit by Radiohead) As for a specific favourite genre, I can't say I really have, although there are some things that I try to avoid: Rap, R n B, Soul, Jazz, Trance. I find I have at least on song from each of these genres, although only songs I really like, or have a meaning to me. Recently, I stumbled upon 'Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip', through their song 'Angles'. (http://www.myspace.com/lesacvspip ) As well as having the best accent ever, Scroobius Pip sings about lives that all come together, which reminds me of the film 'Crash'. After some research, I found that Scroobius Pip has some brilliant opinions, many of which he has put into the form of song, like his views on knife crime “I was listening on the news to all the knife crime stuff.
For any non-UKers, knife crime is rising at an alarming rate over here right now. Its a very serious issue. It occured to me that the government seem to be taking loads of measures to make sure kids dont have knives. Then it occured to me that, this isnt the issue. Kids have had knives for years (scouts and all that lark). The issue is a new generation of young men thinking they can act how they like. This is partly due to the fear mongering of the UK press. The whole nation seems petrified of, what are essentially, children. Im not saying we should put ourselves at risk but if, as communities we stood up to this behaviour instead of living in fear of it we might be able to sort things out abit.”
This, to me, is a perfect summary of what needs to be done about not just knife crime, but other problems, too. Its been some time since I've been able to walk past an person with a group of friends in the street and not have them walk out of out way, the fear keeps them in check- which is awful, how an entire generation of people are feared. The problem really does lie in the few psychos who do all these things.
Anyway, I think I've drifted way off topic, so, video games. I tend to spend a good hour playing games daily, and have come to think of some games as forms of art. My favourite games would be Chrono Trigger, Zelda: The Ocarina Of Time and Beyond Good And Evil, however, it is not those games that would have what is considered to be a negative influence, each having serious morals, and fighting to protect good in the battle against evil ect. The games I play tend not to play on stereotypical representations of gender, using a mixed group of central characters, with plenty of clothing each. Recently, however, I found an old game cheap in a second hand shop, and bought it mainly for the blurb, which I thought was hilarious, and perfect for an English essay one day. You may want to consider the stereotypical gamer first. Ok, here we are, the blurb to 'Beach Spikers: Virtua Beach Volleyball'
“It's hot! It's tense!
It's beach volleyball!
Only razor reactions, Olympic agility and solid commitment can take your team to the top. This fast, furious all girl action could leave you breathless, but you mustn't let your playmates down!”
Try to count the euphemisms, I keep loosing track of what number I was on. Still, I think its very clear that this was not aimed at women.
To me, the internet is an all purpose tool, and I know it has taught me a lot, but I do wonder if I would have learnt more if I had never discovered it. However, media-wise, most of what I know I have learnt off the internet, so in this case, it has paid off. For example, I like to find out more about a film I really enjoy, such as Donnie Darko, which has a plot that really interests me, so I read an interview with the director about the film. I also use the internet to find film reviews, if I'm interested in seeing a less mainstream film or one that seems interesting, such as 'The Rise to Power of Genghis Kahn'' (I missed it though...)
I must be the only 16 year old that doesn't watch TV. I used to, and if there's a show that I'm really into on I might try to remember to watch it, but I haven't spent much time watching TV for anything but films since The IT Crowd ended. Although I don't watch much TV, I do have a fair few box sets of programs such as Spaced, Heroes or Buffy. I own nearly everything Graham Linehan, who I greatly admire, so I guess I like comedies more than TV dramas, although I haven't watched many, so I can't really judge, or more correctly, shouldn't.
As with TV shows and music, I don't have any genres that I adore much more than others, my collection ranging from Finding Nemo to Lock, Stock. I have preferences more for directors, Rodriguez and Guy Richie being my favourites, both show a brilliant sense of humour in their films, unlike films directed by Judd Apatow. (I will never shell out another fiver to see one of his generic teen movies, unless it stars Will Ferrell. Well, I happen to like him.) As for favourite films, it might take a while to think it all through, so, off the top of my head: Desperado, Sin City, Anchorman, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Oceans Eleven (and on that note, lets all pretend there was no Oceans 12), Phone Booth, Pans Labyrinth, Spirited Away (as well as nearly all Miyazaki's works) Donnie Darko, Love Actually and Clerks. I'm sure there's loads more I've missed, but that's fine for now.
As for actors, my list of favourites would be: Steve Buscemi, Jason Statham, Graham Norton, Mark Heap, Samuel L Jackson, Quentin Tarantino, Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman . As for bad actors, I detest: Adam Sandler, Steve Carell (Besides in Anchorman) and Seth Rogen.
I rarely go to the cinema nowadays, completely due to the price (£6.40 in the VUE last I checked), but if there is a film that really strikes me as interesting, I might grudgingly cough up the money to see it, a good new star wars film or a new Guy Richie film for example. (although only the latter is likely to happen any time soon) I tend to rent or borrow films, (we have a much abused Lovefilm account) occasionally buying them from cash converters. I guess the trend here would be price, I don't like to spend much on a film, for a maximum of 3 hours entertainment, the usual prices seem a bit high, when I could buy a new game, book, instrument or whatever else with a far better price to time ratio, or even better, keep my money and borrow off of a friend.
That's another thing. I really like watching films with my friends, and I really don't know why, it isn't like it makes a difference. If anything, it just delays me, I nearly missed batman because of it, and much as the films always disappoint, I really love batman. (new one was pretty damned good though). Basically, my view is that the luxuries of the cinema are only worth it if the film is good.
I think it's a real shame that no cinema shows older films, even if it were just to see lord of the rings again, but I'm sure there's a reason behind it. I tend to see bigger films in the VUE, mainly for practical reasons, but many of my favourite films have first appeared in Cinema City, Pan's Labyrinth and Spirited Away included, although I probably would barely know of its existence if my dad didn't used to have a part-time job there, which I think is a shame, although there are some pretty pathetic films there too.
In a film, the only thing I ask for is to be entertained, and in that I can see why all films, even 'Meet the Spartans' is entertaining to some (although few) people. The only thing I really hate is when a film sacrifices being entertaining for the moral or message, which is why I hate art and 'Death Proof'.
Basically, that just annoys me. There are far easier ways to get a point across. A film without a message for a backbone isn't nearly as bad as one with one with nothing but the moral in mind.
Looking at the list of offences in films, the first film that comes to mind is Borat. It pushed back the lines of controversy in the same fashion as Jimmy Carr. The comedy aspect made everything about it so much more acceptable (I really don't know if thats good or not), and its amazing how few complaints there were considering. Personally, I thought it was a brilliant film, it took a risk, and did it well. I personally wasn't at all offended, but I'm sure there are some who would be. To point at interesting media, I'd have put it at the top of the list.
I picked Media studies because it looked like it would be fun, which, in my opinion is what life is all about. I also knew all the teachers were good, which I think is incredibly important. I really look forward to learning about the different techniques of film making, and although I have no finalised plans for the future, and it is a bit out there, I always did want to direct or write the scripts for films. I've seen far too many bad films and often with I could have done it myself. I am very much the sort of person who will feel strongly about something, and try to do something like it. I guess the term is ambitious.
For the intro to the thriller, I did have some different ideas which I've talked over with the people I hope to be in my group. I thought that a simple intro would be easiest, considering our non-existent budget, props and actors (Oceans Eleven would have been a bit different with teenagers), either in the style of Tarantino, where characters discuss something very simple or quirky and then go to rob a bank ect; or in the style of 'I, Robot', where a short explanation is shown along with footage that keeps skipping out and changing. I had other ideas based on very straight forward thrillers such as 'Phone Booth' or 'Panic Room', but none of the intros really tell the audience what sort of film it is. I could do something like the intro to 'Speed', in the lift, but something like that requires a budget and actors, which comes back to the main problem.
If I was just asked to “Construct a media text”, there are a series of books that I always thought deserved a film, only not a bad one (Harry Potter). I would make the films of the 'Mortal Engines' series, and I have thought before what it would be like. (not that it would happen on my budget) They are a fantasy steampunk quadrilogy, and my opening shot would be the city of London chasing a town (traction cities are one of the books key aspects). It would enter with a black screen, and a robotic voice would open with the words “It was a dark, blustery afternoon in spring, and the city of London was chasing a small mining town across the dried-out bed of the old North Sea” This is the intro to the first book, and outro to the last, spoken in a robotic voice in the last book. This would create a look connecting the films, and would make a brilliant ending. Fading in from the black screen, the camera would start watching the small mining town, and rotate while zooming out to get a better view of the city (an establishing shot). You would hear nothing but the pump and creak of the steam engines and the thump of the city on the ground (the same noises as used in 'Howls Moving Castle'). When the camera swivels round some more, you see another city chasing it, and at this point, music and the title screen would kick in. As the town-eat-town system and moving cities are represented as great things at the start of the book, so I would have it set on a nice day, and have the camera followed by birds, to symbolise peace and nature.
I would try to follow the book closely, and not skip any scenes or add anything. It is always a disappointment for fans, even though they'll already know the story, I expect that's the reason they'll be watching it. Either way, I could happily make a script of it (actually, I think I will), but a 4 page essay is long enough, so I think I'll stop here.